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Pants with built in keyboard and mouse stun us all
This is one of those moments where you don't laugh. It's just not enough. Devious plots dangle through the air, wondering, "what can I do to make the best of this moment?"
These pants, if that's really what they are, signify the shift humanity will hopefully never take. Imagine typing on yourself. How wretched! Artistic, possibly, but hell, there's a reason for clothes and using them for sexual fantasies, technology and just damn weird things is not meant to be. At least, not all together like that.
If you ever wondered why you aren't artistically inclined, know that this is what artists think about all day. Yes, the T, G, B, Y, H, and N buttons are looking mighty ________ (fill it in yourself, this ain't no brothel).
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